kurizou thought: "kristen is hot" translate that sofi translate it


"Kristen sangat panas" HAHAHAHHA

damn right

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do action movies know they can have more than one female character

Someone should make an action movie with all girls except for one guy and have no explanation or mention of it in the movie and then pay all of the actors to act surprised like they’d never noticed when they get the inevitable storm of questions. 

This one male must have a shower scene, be saved by the protagonist at least once, and fall in love with a lead female.

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reblogged from grosseslicornes, originally from siriuus.



i love courtney so much

courtney act is Australia’s most valuable resource 

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reblogged from pretty-corny, originally from versaceslut.
# sigh

this whole ferry accident gets to me so much because of how avoidable it could’ve been, like the boat hitting something isn’t always something you can foresee even if you are an experienced captain but?? the captain leaving the boat first??? and the fact that they didn’t send in half the help they’re sending in now on the first day even though a much bigger number of people would’ve been saved that way (and that the help they have right now is seemingly stupidly incompetent)?? it’s all so avoidable it’s upsetting and it’s even worse because the majority of people who are stuck and who are dead are students that are my age and even younger 

what the fuck man 

oh my god plus there’s still no way that people outside of SK can really help too, there’s no official donation site or anything that i know of so far, hell the most that i know in terms of donations are like kpop fans/fansite masters who gather donations themselves and buy like hot packs and some food for the families involved waiting for news it’s just really upsetting

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On the phone with my friend in korea and he’s explaining to me in english that he must stop smoking because he doesn’t want to become impotent. 

Walking down Gangnam street he says (in english) “I must stop smoking for my dick. My dick is important. If my dick does the broken I cannot sex.”

and I hear in absolute plain english behind him “WHAT”

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reblogged from yosehun, originally from recoverykitty.









Death toll: 18

20. Fuck I am not doing this it’s making me too sad.

25. The changes in the sea current is pushing more bodies out onto the surface. Most are wearing life jackets. It is highly possible that some bodies will be lost.






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Please Remember this Easter!

Easter Lilies can be fatal for your cat.  Every Easter, cats are taken to Vets and Emergency hospitals having eaten as little as one petal or leaf from a Lily.

From Petplace.comSigns and Symptoms

The primary toxic effects are on the kidneys. Within minutes to hours of ingesting part of the lily plant, your cat might stop eating and begin vomiting. As the toxin begins to affect the kidneys, the cat will become lethargic. Finally, he will experience kidney failure and death will generally occur within five days.

Once you suspect your cat has eaten part of a lily plant, it is important that you contact your veterinarian immediately. If treatment is started early, chances are your cat will recover, but once the kidneys have been severely affected, your cat may not survive.

For cats, Easter lilies are very dangerous plants.  Even one leaf can cause dehydration, intense abdominal pain and potentially lethal kidney failure. 

Please, please, please keep Easter lilies away from cats. Keep them in an area the cat cannot get to or better yet, do not bring them into the house at all.  If you see your cat chewing on an Easter lily, get him or her to your vet ASAP.

There are other plants that can cause pain, primarily in the mouth. Several common houseplants have calcium oxalate crystals. When cats chew the leaves, these crystals irritate the mouth and tongue, resulting in pain. The cats will often drool and stop eating. Some cats recover quickly and others need medical assistance. Houseplants that can cause mouth pain include:

• Peace lilies (Spathiphyllum)
• Calla lily
• Philodendron
• Dumb Cane (Dieffenbachia)
• Mother in Law tongue (Monstera)
• Pothos (Epipremnum)
• Shamrock

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reblogged from pretty-corny, originally from kittehkats.
# !!! # cats






Please reblog if you know anyone who might take party drugs.

I’m not an emt yet, but everytime I see someone do drugs, I just hope they’re smart enough to remember these points.

As an nurse with ER experience, same thing. Dear God please just tell us what you took. I will not tell anyone from law enforcement or your parents or whoever, I just need to know so I can save your life. Please.

& stay hydrated.


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reblogged from pretty-corny, originally from emt-monster.

  • ♈ Aries: Aries represent the age group 0-7; so they are, literally the zodiac's children. They take ornamental steps in discovering their environment and explore to ascertain their physical limitations. Like young children they view the world with wonder and awe and are uniquely innocent.
  • ♉ Taurus: Taurus represent the age 7-14; likened to the child who is learning to control their physical environment and what belongs to others. The capacity to share is developed which lasts long into their life and learning to do things for oneself is stressed.
  • ♊ Gemini: Gemini represent the age group 14-21; likeable to the adolescent reaching into young adulthood. This period is symbolised by a need to integrate socially and break free from restrictions. Like adolescents, Gemini are attracted to impulse and change, individuality, playfulness, travel, mischief and gaining new insights about the world.
  • ♋ Cancer: Cancer represents the age group 21-28; likened to the young adult seeking to establish a sense of security amongst home, jobs and relationships. As with being a young adult, deep emotional friendship and trust is imperative and the need to wonder until a 'home' is found is pronounced. The idea one no longer has to conform to an idea or expectation is also developed here.
  • ♌ Leo: Leo represent the age group 28-35; symbolising the mature adult bringing forward their true identity and force on the world. This is when one's 'presence' is truly developed as well as a tendency to operate on their own terms. The needs of bigger groups and injustices start to become more pronounced.
  • ♍ Virgo: Virgo is taken to represent 35-42; the sixth period of life. Like a mature adult steadily making their ways in the world, this is the time of inevitable problem solving and selectiveness. One learns to become more discerning about what they should reveal about themselves. This is the age group when Virgo in particular truly open up and really get going.
  • ♎ Libra: Libra represents the age group 42-49; likened to the mature adult passing through the mid way of life and endeavouring to change a particular way of doing things, broadening of perspectives and altering of habits. A development of true social understanding and intuition grows.
  • ♏ Scorpio: Scorpio pertains to the age group 49-56; likened to the middle age and one's attempt to achieve their full power amongst social rules. Their is a summit in creative achievement and advancement and becoming a dominant force and pinnacle in one's career and family.
  • ♐ Sagittarius: Sagittarius represent the age group 56-63 symbolising the empowerment of individuals to move away from social norms, conformity, career responsibilities in search of personal and universal concerns. Expansiveness, a desire to see the world and a development of strong ethical principles are developed.
  • ♑ Capricorn: Capricorn represent the age 63-70, likened to the development of wisdom, crystallisation of ideas, and a need for security and structural support. This is also the age when people tend to 'age backwards' in terms of losing some sense of reserve and developing a more humorous way of viewing life.
  • ♒ Aquarius: Aquarius pertain to the age 70-77 when a detachment from the earthly plane begins and a childlike quality creeps back in. This is the development of fanciful as well as wise thought processes and a higher acceptance of material and physical restrictions. Thoughts also seem to become much more central to life.
  • ♓ Pisces: Pisces represent the age 77-84; as the elders of the world and the zodiac, this time period is represented by letting go of earthly attachments and merging with the cosmos. Spirituality and understanding of others is highly rich and developed. Escaping from the world through thought and daydream is also prevalent.
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some boys at my school started a men’s rights club so today i listened at the door to hear what they were talking about and they were arguing over how to pronounce femininity

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reblogged from namiemoon, originally from eatpizzas.